Mark "The Shark" Titus runs a relatively new and absolutely fuckin' hilarious blog (college version of Paul Shirley) called Club Trillion. Titus is a 6-4 Junior guard who rarely gets any run for The Ohio State Buckeyes. While his jumpshot is about as wet as an 80-year-old porn star's vagina the dude can write.Here's a brief excerpt from his second post:
I spent a majority of the scrimmage talking to two 8 year old kids who told me their names were "Drake and Josh." I called shenanigans on this. The kid who said his name was Josh then decided to claim that his name was "Gake" and I again called shenanigans. I was finally informed his name was "Jake" and since I rarely call shenanigans more than twice a day, I decided to let it slide. So Drake and Jake explained to me that the funniest thing ever would be to put a Sweet Tart in my water bottle. I told them the funniest thing ever could probably be found on YouTube. Jake then told me that he has a locker room pass and I told him I wasn't impressed in the slightest because I have a locker room pass too. And since I didn't see Jake in the locker room after the scrimmage, I assume that this kid is on the fast track to a life of breaking girls' hearts and eventually being arrested for fraud and embezzlement.
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