Michael Clarke Duncan Danza Slaps a Swordfish

I know what you're thinking...who would win in a Danza slap contest: Michael Clarke Duncan or Visanthe Shiancoe? I'd say let's move on and endlessly quote lines from the most anticipated film of 2009...The Slammin' Salmon.

"You have to dominate the swordfish, only then can you saute it." - Michael Clarke Duncan

The boys from Broken Lizard are back and their latest film The Slammin' Salmon shows they're up to their same ol' shenanigans.

"How is everybody feline this evening."

Here's the full summary as listed on imdb:

The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

Slammin' Salmon is set to debut at this year's Sundance Film Festival. "Who wants cream"?