If you ever find yourself serving 3-5 years in prison for defecating in someone's mailbox be sure you read Chapter 6 of The Secret. If only I could stab the Bar Exam in the neck with a toothbrush then maybe I wouldn't feel like I'm being anally raped on a daily basis. Too bad Najeh Davenport didn't get a hold of The Secret before he pooped in his girlfriend's dorm room closet.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
'The Secret' Rescues Anal Cherry
If you ever find yourself serving 3-5 years in prison for defecating in someone's mailbox be sure you read Chapter 6 of The Secret. If only I could stab the Bar Exam in the neck with a toothbrush then maybe I wouldn't feel like I'm being anally raped on a daily basis. Too bad Najeh Davenport didn't get a hold of The Secret before he pooped in his girlfriend's dorm room closet.
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